Why did the chicken cross the road?? ;)

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Answer 1

Answer:

BRB having an existential crisis.

Explanation:

Answer 2

Answer:

The chicken crossed the road because he wanted to die. Because in crossing the road he got hit by a car, and in so doing made it to... the other side. AKA the afterlife. He crossed over. Into the afterlife. Into death.

Explanation:

something dark for ya today :)


Related Questions

features of aristocracy​

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Explanation:

The defining characteristics of history's aristocracy were an esteemed blend of military success, land ownership, political power, elite privilege, rich fortunes, grand houses and estates, as well as the more virtuous characteristics of loyalty, bravery, duty, honour and service.

What is this process called?
involves subjecting the evidence and the reference or standard to the same tests. This process determines if two or more
objects share a common origin.

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Answer:it’s called comparison

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At a crime scene, Debra sees a spot of blood and collects it as evidence. What did Debra do? She interrupted the chain of custody. She collected a questioned sample. She secured the primary crime scene. She contaminated the evidence.

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Answer:

She collected a questioned sample. THIS IS RIGHT!!

Explanation:

I originally chose "She secured the primary crime scene." and it was incorrect!

What are all the steps for making a smooth stop?

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Answer: Slowly press the breaks.

if someo one can give me the phenetic alphebet for cops i will give them 40 points

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Answer:

NATO phonetic alphabet

The phonetic language - also known as the 'spelling alphabet' or the NATO phonetic alphabet - is used by professional communicators, especially police, military and other emergency and armed forces, to identify letters precisely, either when communicating initials, abbreviations or spellings of words.

Explanation:

1. Why should persons accused of crimes be
informed of their rights when they are
arrested?

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For witness reasons and also you are innocent until proven guilty

PLEASE HELP 20 POINTS

1. Supreme Court justices are not elected but rather appointed by the president. Why do you think after a new justice is appointed, they must then go through a lengthy process to be confirmed by Congress? Why is the president’s appointment not enough?

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Answer: I am doing this exact assignment and i got the answer im not gonna copy and paste my submission so i get in trouble but the answer is " The president can choose a justice that makes him look good."

Explanation:

What should you do if you drive past your exit on a limited access highway?

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Answer:

keep driving, and just turn around

Explanation:

Be ready to stop or yield at the end of the ramp. If you miss your exit, DO NOT stop, back up, or try to turn around on the highway. You will have to get off the highway at the next exit and come back to the exit you missed.

lma.o

. How can you serve appetizers?​

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On a plate, Trays, ,Platter
What do you mean by that?

Concentric fractures, which form a circle around a point of impact, tend to occur first when a glass is struck.

True
False

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the answer is true! i hope it helps

Answer:

The correct answer is false

Explanation:

Which of the following is NOT part of the president’s responsibilities as party leader?

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where are the options?

The Fourteenth Amendment establishes that no state can be allowed to remove any rights of citizens, that all persons who are born in the US or naturalized have citizenship regardless of race, that no person can be denied equal protection under the law, and that no person can be deprived of his or life, liberty, or property without a fair trial. False True

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Answer:

True

Explanation:

Okay so I am doing this assignment where I have to outline what rights i think we should have at school and kind of set it up like the constitution... ex. Good food, Field trips, that its sanitary.
Do you guys have anymore ideas that I use/ add on to?
I'd really appreciate it, Thanks!

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Kids should be allowed to wear anything they want and stop giving us pizza for lunch everyday

1. Should Dudley and Stephens be tried for murder? Explain.

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YesIt would serve the purpose of enforcing the law in that country which is “any person who deliberately takes the life of another is guilty of murder

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Common law adapts to the changing conditions and views of society more than statutory laws do.


False

True

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Answer:

true

Explanation:

Answer true

step by step explanation

true

Think about things you observe every day. Make up three "theories" based on your observations. For example, if you notice that your neighbor only walks his or her dog on bright, sunny days, you might develop a theory: "People do not like walking in cold, rainy, or gloomy weather."

For each theory, state the variables and the relationship, positive or negative. In the example given above, the variables are the people and the weather on a given day. The relationship is "walking." It is a positive relationship, because bright, sunny days lead to more walking, while cold, rainy, or gloomy days lead to less walking.

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Answer:

Sitting in the sun everyday makes my skin feel good after being in the house for so long.

Explanation:

It is better to sit or play outside when it sunny and not when it is cold and dark.

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7. Summarize the uses of hair evidence and collection procedures.

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Answer:

Elimination hair and/or fiber samples may need to be obtained from personnel conducting the search.

Prioritize the order of evidence collection. Collect large items first and then proceed to the trace evidence. USE CAUTION WHEN WALKING THE CRIME SCENE.

Once the trace evidence is collected via vacuuming, taping, or tweezing, take blood samples, remove bullets, dust for fingerprints, and so on.

Processing the crime scene for fingerprints prior to trace evidence collection is not recommended because it can

Inadvertently transfer trace evidence onto the clothing of the technicians,

Move trace evidence, and/or

Contaminate trace evidence with dusting powder.

Evidence Collection

The following are suggestions for collecting evidence from crime scenes such as houses, apartments, and vehicles:

Photograph all evidence prior to removing it.

Remove larger items or debris from carpeting or walk areas prior to other examinations. Consider wearing disposable booties.

Collect large items, such as clothing, and place them in separate paper bags. Keep an accurate evidence log. One person should collect and bag the items while another person labels the bags and records the items in the log.

Do not place all clothing items from a suspect in one paper bag, nor all items from a victim in another bag. Bag each item separately.

Never put suspect items and victim items in contact with one another. The person collecting the suspect’s items should not be the same person that collects the victim’s items. If this must occur, personnel must change their clothing and collect the evidence at a different time to avoid contamination.

Bedding should be carefully handled to avoid loss of hairs and fibers. Each item should be placed in a separate bag.

Floor surfaces should be vacuumed for possible trace evidence. Some crime scene investigators use tape to secure trace evidence; however, tape is generally difficult to work with at the scene and in the laboratory. Smaller surfaces such as chairs and car seats can be taped or vacuumed.

Ensure that carpet, pet hair, and other standards that might have transferred to a suspect or victim are collected.

Always process for fingerprints after collecting trace evidence.

Collect all possible known fiber samples from a vehicle. These may be obtained from the carpet, door panels, headliner, seats, floor mats, and trunk.

The following suggestions pertain to different types of items recovered at the crime scene:

Hats:

 Package all hats in separate paper bags. Use care when collecting baseball-style caps with adjustable plastic headbands—the bands are an excellent source for fingerprints.

     

Shoes:

 Shoes are an excellent source of fiber evidence, blood stains, and shoe print comparisons. Shoes worn by a suspect can deposit fibers from a vehicle he or she exited at a crime scene and can also pick up fibers from the scene and then deposit them in another location.

     

Socks:

 Socks worn by a homicide victim can provide invaluable fiber and hair evidence. Many times the victim is transported by vehicle. Contact with the interior surfaces of a vehicle can cause hairs and fibers to collect on the socks. It may be necessary to obtain elimination samples of the carpeting of the victim’s car or residence to avoid the possibility of a coincidental match.

     

Fingernails:

 Use care when scraping or clipping the fingernails of a victim or suspect. DNA on the hands or tools of the medical personnel can contaminate the material and influence the DNA results.

     

Hairs in the

hands of

the victim:

 Hairs found in the hands of the victim usually belong to the victim. Rarely are the hairs similar to the suspect’s known hairs; nevertheless, these must be collected and submitted for analysis.

     

Pubic and head

hair combings:

 Pubic and head hair combings should always be taken in violent crimes. Foreign hairs as well as fibers can be recovered from these samples. If a hat is recovered at the crime scene and a suspect is identified soon, it may be possible to find fibers similar to those in the hat in the suspect’s hair.

     

Known hair

samples:

 Thorough random samples should be taken from the head and pubic regions of a suspect(s) and

victim(s). Twenty-five full-length hairs, pulled and combed from different areas of the head and pubic regions, are generally considered an adequate representation of an individual’s hair characteristics.

     

Weapons:

 Weapons recovered at a crime scene should always be searched for trace evidence before processing for fingerprints.

     

Doors and

windows:

 Doors and windows should be searched for trace evidence if they are possible points of entry or exit.

Explanation:

There are three parties in every agency relationship. True False

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Answer:

true

Explanation:

As these questions suggest, agency law often involves three parties—the principal, the agent, and a third party. It therefore deals with three different relationships: between principal and agent, between principal and third party, and between agent and third party.

What firefighting equipment did the ancient Egyptians invent?

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Answer: First attempts at firefighting can be traced as far back as the 2nd century. It was then that an Egyptian from Alexandria named Ctesibus built a basic hand pump that could squirt a jet of water, but the idea was lost until the fire pump was reinvented about AD 1500.

Explanation:

Answer:

the earliest fire apparatus was a water pump invented in Alexandria, Egypt around the 2nd Century BCE. The technology was lost, only to be reinvented in the 16th Century. Then, mobile pumps were moved first by men and later by horses. The first self-propelled engines, developed in the mid-1800s, were steam powered.

Based on your reading of the following, in which kind of case would you apply common law over statutory law? Choose all that apply.


when the person charged has disregarded tenants’ rights

when there have been other case laws addressing the same issue

when the person charged has killed a person in self-defense

when the person charged with a crime was under the influence of alcohol or drugs

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Answer: c

Explanation: ‍♂️

Answer: I would say B, C, and D.

Explanation: Statutory laws are laws in the form of statues. Examples of this are humorous, such as “laws that make it illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window,” “prevent the sales of permanent markers within city limits,” and “make it forbidden for horses to eat fire hydrants.” I hope this helps.

*** Please Help 15 points and brainliest ( Just one question) ***
What is the order of succession if the president can not fulfill his/her duties?

Question 1 options:



Vice President, President Pro Tempore, Speaker of the House, Secretary of State, Treasury Secretary



Vice President, Speaker of the House, Secretary of State, President Pro Tempore of the Senate, Treasury Secretary



Vice President, Speaker of the House, President Pro Tempore of the Senate, Secretary of State, Treasury Secretary



Vice President, Secretary of State, Speaker of the House, President Pro Tempore of the Senate, Treasury Secretary

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Answer:Secretary of State.

Explanation:

Do you think judges should be allowed to set whatever punishments they want for individuals that have broken the law? Why or why not? (Give a reason for your answer)

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Answer: No they should not be allowed

Explanation:

Judges can easily be biased to the situation and set a punishment that could unfair/wrong.

No because depending on what judicial system in a society a judges answer is bias and not as well thoughtful as a lawyers who are specifically defending the case and have done an immense amount of research on it. Most judges too have been around for a long time over 20 years and so they know a lot of lawyers personally so ultimately they are very bias. This also goes against the veto power in the states as the judicial system or the impeachment process. Overall it would just be very bias. It’s just like if police officers were allowed to just kill someone just because they want too it’s not right and that’s why they have implants in place to stop that but unfortunately it still happens.

What is a “No Zone”?
(when talking about driving)

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No zones are the large blind spots around trucks and other large vehicles. Drivers that have smaller cars should avoid lingering in No zones

What should you do when driving on wet roads in the rain? Why?

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Wait until the weather improves if possible so it would be safe to drive

how much thicc can a thicc chuck thicc if a thicc chuck could chuck thicc???

im stuck on this one :l

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well if he is really that thicc than sheeesh

Explanation:

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One of alcohol's effects is to

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Answer:

C

that's my answer. the rest are not effects of alcohol

1. If you were a politician, would you
rather be a member of the House or the
Senate?

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Answer:

Senate is good money dey there

Answer:

I would rather be a member of the House.

A report made in 1979 showed that probation:


was more important than parole

was heralded as the most important step in corrections in decades

was still seen as still a subject for debate

was on the verge of being accepted world wide

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Answer:

C

Explanation:

was still seen as still a subject for debate

One factor that affects vehicle balance is the condition of _______.

A) the transmission system
B) the suspension system
C) the braking system

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Answer:

B. The suspension system

Explanation:

The suspension system of the vehicle is important and responsible for the smooth and balanced ride of the vehicle and keep the vehicle in control. The suspension system is responsible for the maximization of friction between tires and roads which give a balanced and controlled ride.

The suspension system also provides a comfort ride to the rider from the road bumps which increased the stability and balance of the vehicle.

If a judge bases his or her final decision on existing law, it is an example of common law; what is the decision called that a judge arrives at from a case with unique circumstances?


a new law

a judgment

common law version 2

a civic law

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Answer:

Common-Law Version 2

Explanation:

Answer:   A.     A New law

Explanation:

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