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i need a short story about a joke when goes wrong
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Answer 1

Explanation:

Two girls who were sisters decide to prank on big sister's husband John.the elder was Jan and younger girl was Jenny.The sisters set out their plan.John was peeking his laptop when Jenny came there and cried.John asked the reason as she said that she was pregnant because of him.John was shocked.He was neglecting her words but,she showed him medical reports.After a while,Jan came out and started to cry.Tgen,she blamed John and Jenny.But,Jenny said that she is really pregnant.This made Jan plan failed and it came true.She started to cry bitterly in real state. Then,John and Jenny started laughing and they told that your prank is failed.Jan was shocked and she knew that another prank was made by her husband and sister when she made her sister to work out for their plan.

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Your friend Olivia believes that all people in society have a part to play. Every role is critical to making the world work in order—even ones that might be thought of as negative. Which sociological perspective would Olivia MOST likely agree with?

A.
functionalist

B.
conflict

C.
interactionist

D.
capitalist

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The correct answer is A

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write a short scene, in first person showing a time you were underestimated.

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Answer:

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Answer:

After the school counselors had completed the presentation on high school courses and transcripts, I requested a minute's interview with one of them. 8th grade would soon be some foregone epoch in my life, a discarded fragment of my existence. At that instant, I had a pressing question concerning summer courses.

"I should like to engage in academics over the summer. I intend to take an advancement course in geometry... and one in biology. Who should I contact for further information?" I enquired. I gave a brief smile, but the counselor merely scowled in response.

"That will be too much for you," she responded scornfully. "We firmly discourage any such-"

My heart sank in disappointment, but I would not be deterred.

Explanation:

This is something that happened to me, but you can modify story to suit your purposes.

Question: When Alice uses "addressing," she means Answer: Talking to Question: When the Queen says "a-dressing," she means Answer: Getting dressed

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Hello. This question is incomplete. The full question is:

"Am I addressing the White Queen?" "Well, yes, if you call that a-dressing," the Queen said. "It isn't MY notion of the thing, at all."

... "If your Majesty will only tell me the right way to begin, I'll do it as well as I can."

"But I don't want it done at all!" groaned the poor Queen. "I've been a-dressing myself for the last two hours."

It would have been all the better, as it seemed to Alice, if she had got some one else to dress her, she was so dreadfully untidy.

—Through the Looking Glass,

Lewis Carroll

When Alice uses "addressing," she means.

a. talking to

b. getting dressed

c. writing out envelopes

When the Queen says "a-dressing," she means

a. talking to

b. getting dressed

c. writing out envelopes

Answer:

a. talking to

b. getting dressed

Explanation:

The word "addressing" as used by Alice, means that she would like to know if she was speaking to the queen, that is, if she was referring, in her words, to the queen she wished to speak to at that moment. Carroll, uses that word to make a pun on the moment when the queen is trying to dress and look presentable, for this reason, the queen uses the word "a-dressing" where she shows that she is trying to dress appropriately.

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Can you please compare Jim Hawkins and dr. livesey please i need help

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Dr. Livesey's narration adds a sense of plausibility to all the excitement we've witnessed. All the same, Livesey's observations are rather similar to Jim's so there's no significant break in continuity when he picks up the story.

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Answer:

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Explanation:

1) Which best describes the point of view of this argument?

Tindell believes that students should only read the

greatest plays by Shakespeare.

Tindell advocates for reading other great Elizabethan

playwrights besides Shakespeare.

Tindell believes that students should not read plays

by Shakespeare in the future anymore.

D)

Tindell thinks that reading some of Shakespeare's

bad plays may help students better appreciate his

greatest works.

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Answer:

The correct option is option B where Tindell advocates for reading other great Elizabethan  playwrights besides Shakespeare.

Explanation:

In order to fully understand the dynamics of Elizabethan era, it is neccessary to have a diverse opinion from different authors. This relates that the only exposure to Shakespeare is not enough for the students to fully understand the era as well as the literature of that time.

PART A: Which statement identifies the central idea of the text?


A.Switzer’s first participation in the Boston Marathon and her activism challenged people’s ideas about long-distance female runners.


B.After Switzer’s accomplishment in the first Boston Marathon, people stopped attempting to exclude female runners from marathons.


C. Men originally didn’t allow women to compete in long-distance marathons because they were afraid a woman would win.


D. While there were never any official rules that kept women from competing in marathons, people used fear and violence to dissuade them.

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Answer:

Explanation:

Switzer’s first participation in the Boston Marathon and her activism challenged people’s ideas about long-distance female runners.

In "Changgan Memories" by Li Po, what does the main character refer to in the eighth month of waiting for her husband?

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Answer:

The speaker shows how in the eighth month of waiting, she is sad to see the butterflies flying in pairs, as this reinforces the idea of loneliness that she feels.

Explanation:

"Changgan Memories" by Li Po is a poem about a young couple who had to split up after two years of marriage. The speaker of the poem is the wife who lives lonely and sad waiting for her husband to return. At every moment, the loneliness she feels becomes more intense, reaching the point that everything she looks at reminds her husband is far away.

After waiting for her husband for eight months, she feels sad to see the butterflies flying in pairs through the garden. The butterflies seem happy with each other's company, it makes her feel more sad and lonely. This can be seen by the lines: "And now, in the Eighth-month, yellowing butterflies/ Hover, two by two, in our west-garden grasses/ And, because of all this, my heart is breaking."

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Answer:

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Explanation:

I NEED AN ARGUMENTATIVE LETTER WITH EVIDENCE AGAINST SCHOOL DRESS CODE(not uniforms) WILL GIVE BRAINIEST

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Answer:

this will not be as good but feel free to modify (i wrote this in like 10 minutes)

Explanation:

   Plenty of schools around the world have dress codes. Although dress codes will guide students to wear appropriate clothing, dress codes can also be a pain to students in the mornings.

    Many scholars wear inappropriate clothing to schools. Dress codes have been made to prevent this from happening. Although dress codes have their own perks of not having students wear inappropriate clothing, they can make students' mornings more uncomfortable. Waking up early in the mornings can be difficult for some, now imagine that with having to measure out clothing. Students who can't afford to clothe may need to just get dress coded. There are many solutions to avoid this problem in both ways.

      Uniforms have been going around schools. Although they may not satisfy every student's style, they do bring one solution to the struggles of mornings. Some teachers may find this a little bit easier to spot the trouble makers as well. They can easily spot the students not wearing the uniforms and dress code them, rather than trying to measure everything by eye.

      Dress codes can have their own perks of letting the students choose their own clothing with a bit of a guideline. Having to struggle in the morning to find clothes that fit the dress code standards can take up time and result in being late for school. Uniforms are one of many solutions to this problem. Although they do not give students much of a choice, they can solve the issue with both the students and teachers.  

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Click an item in the list or group of pictures at the bottom of the problem and, holding the button down, drag it into the correct position in the answer box. Release your mouse button when the item is place. If you change your mind, drag the item to the trashcan. Click the trashcan to clear all your answers. Which syllable key would you use to unlock each root? Put the correct key on the correct lock to "unlock" the root and make it a word. If you need to, check your word in the dictionary.

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Answer:

answer ad e

Explanation:

tomato is to garden as tree is to

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Answer:

Soil/dirt

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Spring and Fall
by Gerard Manley Hopkins

Márgarét, áre you gríeving
Over Goldengrove unleaving?
Leáves like the things of man, you
With your fresh thoughts care for, can you?
Ah! ás the heart grows older
It will come to such sights colder
By and by, nor spare a sigh
Though worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie;
And yet you wíll weep and know why.
Now no matter, child, the name:
Sórrow’s spríngs áre the same.
Nor mouth had, no nor mind, expressed
What heart heard of, ghost guessed:
It ís the blight man was born for,
It is Margaret you mourn for.

Which statement best expresses the theme of "Spring and Fall"?


Innocence is best left in childhood.


Nature is the best place to meditate.


Children cannot understand death.


The loss of a child's innocence should be mourned.

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Answer:

Nature is the best place to meditate.

What is correct about the spinner landing on a 1 or a 2
A. Certain
B. Unlikely
C. Impossible
D. Very likely

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The answer to the problem is A

A synonym for amass is-- assemble, an antonym for amass is --collect

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Answer:

assemble, heap up, garner, hoard, get together, pucker, meet, conglomerate, roll up, gather, foregather, gain, pile up, stack up, tuck, collect, pull together, accumulate, compile, cumulate, forgather.

Explanation:

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It is a metaphor

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Answer:

personification

Explanation:

its gives a human and inhuman aspect

What are Hinduism’s statistics in regard to the world’s religions overall? How does this affect the range of influence Hinduism has?

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Answer:

Hinduism reinforced a strict social hierarchy called a caste system that made it nearly impossible for people to move outside of their social station. Emperors during the Gupta empire used Hinduism as a unifying religion and focused on Hinduism as a means for personal salvation.

Hinduism exerted an enormous influence on the civilizations of Southeast Asia and contributed greatly to the development of a written tradition in that area. About the beginning of the Common Era, Indian merchants may have settled there, bringing Brahmans and Buddhist monks with them.

Explanation:

While it doesn’t look much different than the average vitamin capsule, the work it does inside the body is truly amazing. Once ingested these capsules send an internal body temperature reading to a portable device that is like a Palm Pilot. A coach or professional trainer monitors the device during practices or events held when temperatures and heat indexes are particularly high. What type of figurative language is used in the sentence Once ingested these capsules send an internal body temperature reading to a portable device that is like a Palm Pilot? A) dissonance B) irony C) paradox D) simile

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Answer:

simile

Explanation:

anything that has the words "like" or "as" and is a comparison is a simile

Someone please help, I need to know what order the words go. Look at the picture bellow

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Answer:

1. banished

2. obey

3. grief

4. memory

5. punishment

6. forbidden

7. willful

8. recall

Now that you know what a character trait is Think of what it isn’t list as many non examples as you can

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Answer and Explanation:

Character traits are characteristics of the personality of an individual that is maintained from childhood to adulthood, in most cases, or that can be developed throughout life, even in unconscious ways. This was explained by Freud, who believed that happy and even traumatic experiences that occurred in childhood could trigger traits in the individual that would be maintained until adulthood, even if the individual did not remember these experiences.

Examples of character traits are courage, patience, aggressiveness, honesty, among others.

Manias, preferences, personal tastes, ways of walking and speaking, being studious, among others, are not examples of character traits.

In this excerpt from Virginia Woolfs Mrs. Dalloway identify the text that makes unconventional use of metaphors what an extraordinary

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Answer: "before a battle begins, the horses paw the ground; toss their heads; the light shines on their flanks; their necks curve. So Peter Walsh and Clarissa, sitting side by side on the blue sofa, challenged each other."

Explanation:

Answer: "So before a battle begins, the horses paw the ground; toss their heads; the light shines on their flanks; their necks curve. So Peter Walsh and Clarissa, sitting side by side on the blue sofa, challenged each other."

Prompt:

Select the correct text in the passage.

In this excerpt from [censored]'s Mrs. Dalloway, identify the text that makes unconventional use of metaphors.

[Option #1:] What an extraordinary habit that was, Clarissa thought; always playing with a knife. Always making one feel, too, frivolous; empty-minded; a mere silly [censored], as he used. But I too, she thought, and, taking up her [censored], summoned, like a Queen whose guards have fallen asleep and left her unprotected (she had been quite taken aback by this visit—it had upset her) so that any one can stroll in and have a look at her where she lies with the brambles curving over her, summoned to her help the things she did; the things she liked; her husband; Elizabeth; her self, in short, which Peter hardly knew now, all to come about her and beat off the enemy.

 

"Well, and what’s happened to you?" she said. [Option #2:] So before a battle begins, the horses paw the ground; toss their heads; the light shines on their flanks; their necks curve. So Peter Walsh and Clarissa, sitting side by side on the blue sofa, challenged each other. [Option #3] His powers chafed and tossed in him. He assembled from different quarters all sorts of things; praise; his career at Oxford; his marriage, which she knew nothing whatever about; how he had loved; and altogether done his job.

Commentary: I hope that this helps you. The Lord bless you and keep you, my friend. Shalom

Reflect and expand on the following quote: “A single sunbeam is enough
to drive away many shadows.” – St. Francis of Assisi



Helpn

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Answer:

"From the earth's Sun one single sunbeam is more than enough to drive away out of many more shadows "

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I NEED HELP WITH THESE 2 QUESTIONS PLEASE!!!!!! I NEED YOUR HELP ASAP AND THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

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Answer:

C.athena stole poseidon's idea and he had to offer a less thoughtful gift

A.neptune curses athens in teh roman version

Refer to these stories from the Iliad: "Prologue: The Long Siege," "The Quarrel," and "Hector and Andromache."

What is a theme in "Prologue: The Long Siege," "The Quarrel," and "Hector and Andromache" from the Iliad by Homer?


It takes courage to admit mistakes.

Gods are powerful forces.

Gods act without motive.

Great leaders listen to advice from others.

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Answer:

"Gods are powerful forces"

Explanation:

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Answer:

Answer:

"Gods are powerful forces"

Explanation:

I took the test

Please write a claim arguing that the colonies should not engage in war. (Virginia Conversation)

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Answer:

do it urself

Explanation:

Which words in the excerpt have positive connotations?

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Answer:

cherished, enchanted

Explanation:

these are some words that have positive connotations.

Cherished and enchanted words in the excerpt have positive connotations.

What are positive connotations and negative connotations?

A word's negative connotation is the unfavorable sentiment or emotion attached to it. The pleasant sentiment or emotion associated with a word is known as its positive connotation. When a word does not evoke either positive or negative emotions, it has a neutral connotation.

Positive and harmonious outcomes result from embracing someone or something, as opposed to negative outcomes from negative compliance, clinging, or even completion. Therefore, it is safe to say that the most positive connotation is that of an embrace.

A specific type of problem-reframing is called positive connotation. It is a constructive explanation of how a family system is currently functioning and aims to creatively get around resistance and disavow responsibility by approaching the current issue from a position of circular causality.

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If there well be a fight in our sisterhood, what would be the best thing to do aside from stopping them​

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Answer:

Just say sorry to her and give her a chocolate

Answer:

ok if u are the 3rd person, and see two sis fighting, u probably join them, bcuz involving another person would gradually stop them from fighting.....

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Answer:

In my opinion D is the answer.

I think answer B is correct. I thought about answer D, but the passage doesn’t really get into talking much about bathing suits today. It stops at 1946. So I think answer B is correct.

Anyone know the answer??

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Answer:

I think it's C.

Explanation:

what are the expected tasks you have partially accomplished? why?​

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Answer:

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Some of the expected things that I have partially accomplished today include: Cleaning the house. Arranging my things. Buying groceries.

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